September 2010
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Thorium could wean world off oil in just five... →
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December 2009
1 post
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WatchStephen Colbert impersonates a nuclear explosion
November 2009
3 posts
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Studies have shown that Viagra can cure jetlag in...
Ah, the things you learn listening to random podcasts during a 3-hour car ride.
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You know what sucks?
Waking up from seven hours of sleep on the floor of a hotel room, about to go to an Ultimate Frisbee tournament.
Long time, no Tumbl(e)
In the time since I last posted, I spent ten weeks working at a summer camp, started college at Duke, got elected to House Council, joined the club Ultimate team there, had three tournaments, and completed almost a full semester of classes. And tumblr has barely changed.
June 2009
16 posts
Why men prefer direct pick up lines →
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo... →
How to ration ginger beer, and other essential... →
100 Things to Remember if you become an Evil... →
#34 is my favorite
Why Americans should never Travel →
Real stories from real travel agents
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How to Keep an Idiot busy... →
Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
The size of our world →
On the cosmic scale, we are so insignificant
What pets write in their diaries →
May 2009
8 posts
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Why is there an article on hugging on the Front... →
There’s even a video where they demonstrate some types of hugs
“I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought,...”
– Demetri Martin
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Fuck you, Pandora
I’ve been trying to write this essay, but Pandora keeps playing REALLY GOOD SONGS, and I can’t focus
“It takes courage and openminded-ness to go out and discover new things, but it...”
April 2009
10 posts
Religion is what people came up with so that they could force their opinions upon people in groups rather than one-on-one.
People get really nosy when it comes to college.
Seriously, It’s my business.
“If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.”
– Abraham Maslow
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“Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the...”
– Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho (read carefully)
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How did I gain a follower after two months of not going on tumblr?
March 2009
10 posts
WatchThat’s what a gun sounds like
Darth Vader: I have FELT him.
The Emperor: Strange that I have not.
My dad had a dream last night that I got into Yale
Even though I didn’t apply
Why do I have 5 XBox 360 Controllers?
I think technology gives people ADD
That’s why I’ve started reading books in my spare time rather than spending hours on the compy.
“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself”
– Leo Tolstoy
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Why is it that the more advanced technology gets, the more fragile it becomes? Seriously, I’ve had three phones in the past week.
Why do we have toenails and fingernails?
Here's what I think about abstinence-only...
If they’re old enough that you have to tell them not to have sex, then they’re old enough to have sex. If they’re old enough to have sex, they need to be taught about safe sex.